my name is alex and I like dogs
my dog is my only friend

tomlinsex:

we still haven’t found out what zoey said about chase in her time capsule


shrexy:

pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified


gotitforcheap:

my aesthetic? 

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overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click


pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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